Heaven ‘R’ Us.

A giraffe that starred as Geoffrey in Toys ‘R’ Us commercials has died at the Boston Zoo.

Tweet, 18, was also featured in “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective” and in an upcoming Kevin James flick, “The Zookeeper.”

Animal-welfare officials said he had no known health problems and just collapsed during feeding time.

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They’ve got friends in low places.

A man and woman decided to spend an amorous moment in a Dumpster in Wichita, Kan., but their dalliance ended when two robbers hopped in and interrupted them.

The thieves — armed with a pocketknife — made off with the couple’s shoes, jewelry and cash.

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Be wery, wery quiet — it’s exam season.

South Korea’s army has agreed to keep it down for the next month while students prepare for exams.

That means no fire drills and the grounding of jet flights during English-language listening tests.

The decree would be waived in case of an emergency, of course.

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The 23rd time is the charm.

A 107-year-old Malaysian woman is hunting for her 23rd husband because she fears her current marriage — to a man 70 years her junior — is on the rocks.

The man is currently in a drug-rehab facility, and his wife, Wook Kundor, says she doesn’t think he will return to her.

“I realize that I am an aged woman,” she said.