He’s the biggest jailbird these cops ever busted.

Mississippi police had to use a stun gun to capture an escaped emu that was spotted dodging in and out of traffic on a road near the town of Forest.

Then they used handcuffs to make certain the huge, ostrich-like bird didn’t run off. The flightless bird — a native of Australia — can sprint at more than 30 mph.

He was returned to the local exhibition center where he’s been on display.

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Finally, a use for all the salt in that big lake.

A truck overturned on a highway ramp in Salt Lake City, covering one lane of the road entirely in french fries.

Traffic was backed up over a mile.

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These college kids are in line for a dressing-down from their parents.

More than a dozen students at the University of California’s Davis campus held a “naked rally” protesting proposed tuition hikes.

One was clad only in a sign that said “Sold clothes to pay tuition.” Another sign accused bureaucrats of “stripping our right to public education.”

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The faces of these Canadian officials were redder than a cooked lobster.

Authorities in Halifax established a hot line for out-of-work lobstermen. But two digits were reversed and callers were connected to a sex line instead.

One applicant for an aid package was told, “Hey there, hot stuff. I’ve been waiting for your call.”