You fail.

A Maryland teen’s driving lesson ended when he steered his family’s minivan through the wall of a house.

The resident suffered minor injuries from flying debris and the driver and his teacher weren’t hurt, though the vehicle and the home need bodywork.

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Worst. Parent. Ever.

An Alabama woman was arrested after putting her 13-year-old daughter in a cardboard box on the roof of her car as they sped down a highway to make sure it didn’t blow off.

Jackie Knott, 37, told cops she thought it was safe because she had secured the box to the roof with a clothes hanger.

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Maybe he should have just kept his mouth shut.

A man who found an unattended lunchbox at the Phoenix Convention Center caused an evacuation when he handed it to a security guard and said, “This isn’t mine. I hope it doesn’t explode.”

A police spokesman later said, “It doesn’t matter if he did the right thing. We can’t be making jokes about this.”

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Climate-change deniers ought to talk to these guys.

The cabinet ministers of the Maldives are taking diving lessons so they’ll be able to convene government meetings when their low-lying island-chain nation in the Indian Ocean sinks underwater.

Studies have shown that if the seas rise just seven inches, 80 percent of the country would disappear.