A Sioux City, Iowa, man walked out of his house to find a dead deer dressed in a clown suit and wig lying on his front porch.

Cops figured it was part of a Halloween prank, but insisted it was neither funny or acceptable.

Animal-control officers have disposed of the deer. Police said they were not opening an investigation.

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Whoa, doggy!

A massive pooch named Boomer who stands 3 feet tall and 7 feet long from nose to tail may be the world’s biggest living dog.

The 3-year-old, 180-pound Landseer Newfoundland, who lives on a farm in Casselton, ND, can drink from the faucet without lifting his paws off the ground. He also gobbles up a 20-pound bag of dry food a week.

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This is what you get for supporting terrorism.

Gaza City’s zoo is so poor that it had to paint two donkeys with stripes because it couldn’t afford to smuggle a zebra past an Israeli blockade.

It may fool kids from a distance, but it does little to soothe them as they live under the blockade, put in place because of the Hamas-led government’s pro-terror stance.

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Hundreds dead is OK, as long as Imelda’s shoes weren’t damaged.

Following deadly floods in the Philippines, the curator of a shoe museum said its collection of Imelda Marcos’ footwear was undamaged after a guard whisked them away from the rising waters.

Nearly 300 people were killed in the floods.