A Pennsylvania man took the term “pothead” a bit too literally.

Police in Lebanon, Pa., busted 29-year-old Cesar Lopez after spotting him in a convenience store with a bag of marijuana stuck to his forehead.

Lopez was walking out of a restroom, gazing anxiously into his baseball cap.

“Is this what your looking for?” asked the arresting officer, before plucking the dime bag off Lopez’s face.

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A black bear wandered into a Wisconsin grocery store, walked past stunned patrons and headed right for the beer cooler — or is that bear cooler?

The uninvited ursine sauntered through the automatic doors of Marketplace Foods in Hayward, climbed 12 feet onto a shelf in the cooler, then sat there for about an hour.

Officials tranquilized him and released him back in the wild — minus the brews.

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They work cheap and don’t require health insurance.

The Boston suburb of Andover has put a half-dozen goats into service clearing brush in an overgrown public meadow.

The animals can clear as much as a half-acre every three days at no cost.

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The entire police force of a Hungarian town walked off the job after winning a $16 million lottery jackpot.

All 15 cops in Budaors resigned on the spot when their numbers came up.

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Don’t say you haven’t at least thought about it.

A Danish man was so upset after his mother-in-law overstayed her welcome that he pepper-sprayed her.

Police in Juelsminde, Denmark, said the 20-year-old kicked his mother-and-law out of a party at his home but became incensed when the woman returned.

He allegedly grabbed a can of pepper spray and emptied it in her face.

He was charged with assault and weapons possession.