Que estupido!

Cops in Dallas are under fire for ticketing drivers who don’t speak English.

The rogue language enforcers were slapping “violators” with $204 fines, even though there’s no law saying drivers must speak English.

Police Chief David Kunkle said he’ll cancel the fines.

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Home Depot employee Trevor Keezer learned the hard way that this isn’t “one nation under God, indivisible.”

The 20-year-old worker at the Okeechobee, Fla., store was fired after he wore a button to work that bore that phrase, and refused to take it off when commanded to do so by his manager.

He said he wore it to show support for US troops, but bosses said company policy doesn’t allow noncompany buttons, no matter their content.

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A Scottish shopkeeper wants to give drunken dopes a wee shock under their kilts.

The record-store owner, tired of sloshed louts relieving themselves on his storefront at night, has put charged electrical wires in the ground to give the jerks a jolt.

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The socialist state of Sweden is so caring that it awarded a prisoner $2,700 after he hurt his pinky playing pingpong in the jail rec room.

The 46-year-old jailbird suffered the boo-boo when he banged it on the table — and the nation’s Legal, Financial and Administrative Services Agency thought he deserved compensation for “pain and suffering.”

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Veterans in Canada are fighting mad, eh?

The vets are steamed at a Toronto bank for barring them from selling poppies for Remembrance Day on bank property.

“There’s a war going on, and our troops are dying in Afghanistan — and someone won’t let these guys sell poppies?” a vet fumed.