How cheesy!

An Ohio restaurant specializing in grilled cheese sandwiches is offering a lifetime discount to any customer willing to get a grilled cheese tattoo.

The display of love will earn anyone a 25 percent discount at Melt Bar & Grilled, in the Cleveland suburb of Lakewood.

A local tattoo parlor has joined in, offering a discount for grilled cheese designs.

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For some, there couldn’t be a better gift.

A London law firm is offering special divorce gift certificates for Christmas, for those going through a rocky patch.

So far, the firm has sold 60 certificates — which offer discounts of nearly $300 an hour off the firm’s usual rates.

Firm officials call it “the must-have gift for Christmas.”

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Has claws, will travel.

The owners of a British cat that disappeared for three days were stunned when their beloved tabby turned up — in Spain.

It’s believed that Sandi likely hopped on a ferry after getting out of his Hampshire home, and ended up in Bilbao.

Now that he’s back in England, he’ll have to remain in quarantine for six months.

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He was a martyr to the party gods!

The boss of an off-duty Chinese cop who died after choking on his own vomit during a bachelor party tried to declare his underling a “martyr” who died in the line of duty so his family could get greater benefits.

The captain has been suspended.

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What a boob!

A New Zealand teen who was flashing her breasts at passing drivers was run over by a motorist who was so distracted, he ran off the road.

Cherelle May Dudfield, 18, was only slightly hurt and was charged with disorderly conduct for the drunken stunt.