Maybe she thought the “you deserve a break today” slogan referred to the drive-through window.

Melodi Dushane, 24, of Toledo, Ohio, was so outraged that her local McDonald’s had run out of Chicken McNuggets, she allegedly used her hand to punch a hole in the window. She was busted for vandalism.

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This crook certainly isn’t sitting pretty.

Cops in Kelso, Wash., said a man spotted a break-in at a nearby house, grabbed his hunting bow and shot an arrow into the burglar’s butt.

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Two Belgians who tried to crack open an ATM machine with an explosive blew themselves up instead — earning this year’s top Darwin award.

The annual honors go to people “doing the most to improve the human gene pool by removing themselves from it,” said founder Wendy Northcutt.

An American came in second. Shawn Motero was stuck in a Florida traffic jam when he suddenly had to use a bathroom.

He got out of his car and jumped over a concrete wall to find a secluded spot — not realizing he was on a bridge.

Organizers dubbed his honor the “look before you leak award.”

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Think your family’s bad?

A Sicilian man went to a police station to ask that he be arrested — because he didn’t want to spend New Years Eve with relatives. Cops declined, because he hadn’t committed a crime.

So he went to a nearby store and stole some candy and chewing gum. This time, he got his wish.

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How’s this for a nice cozy place to spend a cold winter weekend?

A hotel made entirely of ice has opened in Romania. Guests sleep in ice beds and eat from frozen plates.

They “wrap themselves in fur and thermal clothing and enjoy the fact that everything is frozen,” said a hotel spokesman.