What a shocking response to a hug!

Florida cops busted Deborah Downing, 29, for allegedly using a stun gun on another woman who was trying to give her a hug.

Sheri Brennan told Pasco County sheriff’s deputies that she’s had a rocky past with Downing, but believed that all their beefs were history when she moved to embrace her.

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This could heat up the Winter Olympics.

A Vancouver sex shop is offering medal-winning athletes a free vibrator, and registered lugers will take home a free “Slip Kit” to boost performance. Even everyday Olympic ticket holders can get a 10 percent discount at the shop, Womyns’Ware.

Oh, and five-packs of penis rings — which can be used to create do-it-yourself Olympic logos — are available.

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Thanks, dude. I mean, your honor.

A Los Angeles judge has ordered 60 pounds of pot returned to a man busted during a traffic stop.

Saguro Doven’s lawyers showed a judge that he’s part of a medical-marijuana collective and that he was authorized to transport the pot.

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Barneys won’t allow itself to get run over by San Francisco public transit.

A $1.6 billion subway extension has hit a snag over the department store’s refusal to give up its basement perfume counter.

Barneys is one of 13 stores having parts of their basements reclaimed by the city — but the only one fighting the underground power play.

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Contraband was seized at San Quentin — from prison staff.

All mobile phones are prohibited inside California’s big house, and 33 cellphones were recently confiscated from guards and other employees during an unannounced screening.

Offending staffers will face varying degrees of discipline for the security breach.