All that, and he’s got a hangover.

As Derrick Pride, 39, of upstate Syracuse drove himself to the hospital after being shot, he crashed and was charged with DWI.

He was treated for a shoulder wound and a splitting headache.

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Talk about criminal child abuse!

A Tennessee woman was busted after getting her 11-year-old son to commit armed robbery at the financial-services office where she once worked.

As Angela Evans waited in the getaway car, her son walked in with a stocking mask over his face, held a gun to a woman’s head and took $80.

Evans gave him $20 as his cut of the proceeds.

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Two things that do not belong in the same sentence: “rocking out” and John Denver.

Wisconsin police responding to a noise complaint found a man doing just that — rocking to Denver’s “Rocky Mountain High” so loudly that he didn’t hear them pounding on his door.

They finally got his attention and hit him with a $200 summons.

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Shake your bah-bah booty.

A California strip-club owner arrived for work one morning and found blood trailing from a broken window but nothing stolen.

Surveillance tape revealed that a 150-pound goat had crashed through the front window.