He’s definitely not a finalist for father of the year.

A drunken dad in the play area of a Colorado Springs McDonald’s ordered his kids to bite the cops arresting him.

Ultimately, the officers had to use a Taser to subdue Joshua Alger after he told his kids to “bite the officers’ faces off.”

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Those on the endangered-species list expect first-class service.

Two rare and wayward sea turtles found on an Oregon beach were flown to San Diego aboard a Coast Guard plane for some tender loving care at SeaWorld before being released back into their native waters.

Coast Guard officials said they took on the assignment to help pilots practice flying in and out of small airports and handling unique loads.

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The good Lord may keep track, but this priest defi nitely does.

A Polish cleric installed an electronic fingerprint reader in his church to track his schoolkids’ Mass attendance.

If the kids make it to more than 200 Masses over three years, they won’t have to take a confirmation exam.

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A Russian city is looking to sell its bronze statue of Lenin because the cost of its upkeep has become too expensive.

The 14-ton statue has stood in Voronezh for 60 years but costs $50,000 a year to maintain.

While a good number of Lenin statutes have been taken down since the fall of the Soviet Union, many still remain.

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It’s a predator-eat-predator world.

A group of Australian fishermen hooked a shark but almost lost it to a marauding crocodile that ran up to and tried to steal it right off their hook.

The fishermen dispatched the croc with a smack to the head.