A Kentucky man got his just reward for providing information about a burglary — free room and board at the local lockup.

Cops in Clay City said the 20-year-old implicated himself in the crime while trying to collect reward money from the owner of a store that had been ripped off.

His biggest mistake — showing up in the same outfit he wore for the burglary.

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This will be one pisser of an art show.

A husband and wife in Lakewood, Ohio, are so proud of their talented German shepherd, Tucker, they’ve taken photographs of elaborate urine trails he’s left in the snow.

Jim and Kara Lasher plan to display them at an exhibition benefiting dog charities.

His work is titled “Pee-ces of Art, by Tucker.”

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Want to buy some property in Detroit? It’ll cost you a buck.

Jerry Pafferdorf bought a foreclosed lot for $500 and divided it into 10,000 plots.

He’s sold nearly 600 “inch-vestors” anywhere from one to 1,000 plots.

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They prefer logging in to making out.

More than 40 percent of Britons would rather go without their partners for a week than live without the Internet for the same period, according to a new poll.

The survey also found that 1 in 5 would be more upset about losing their laptop computer than losing the human being who might enjoy sitting on their lap.

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Upset about missing the witch trials in Salem, Mass.?

You might want to take a trip to the African country of Malawi, where a court threw a man in jail for casting a spell that blocked rain from falling on his neighbor’s field.

The perp was sentenced to two months of hard labor after he confessed to a charge of witchcraft.