If it’s too risqué for Vegas, it’s got to be good.

A jiggle joint has relocated its “stripper mobile” to Tampa, Fla., after it was banned from the roads in Las Vegas for being too distracting.

The vehicle is a large truck with Plexiglas sides housing a dancer and stripper pole. It drives around advertising the Déjà Vu gentleman’s club.

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This is the kind of thing that makes you wish the airline just lost your bag.

Passengers aboard a Delta flight from Puerto Rico to Denver were shocked to find their bags had been drenched in jet fuel somewhere in transit.

The airline advised them to take their bags home, wash anything that could be salvaged, and file a reimbursement claim for the rest of their things.

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Our Lord is a hip, modern — and green — Lord.

Bishops with the Church of England are encouraging people to give up their iPods for Lent, rather than forsake traditional vices like chocolate or meat.

The idea is to save energy, “to help those suffering from the effects of climate change,” said James Jones, Bishop of Liverpool.

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Back to work!

A South African janitor who had what everyone thought was a winning $12 million lottery ticket was told it was a mistake after officials discovered he had picked his winning numbers for the following week’s jackpot.

Unfortunately, the man had gone to the press before checking with lottery officials, and now all his impoverished relatives are flocking to him for handouts.