City fathers in Tampa have put the brakes on the stripper-mobile.

Officials didn’t think public sensibilities could handle seeing the moving ad for the Déjà Vu gentlemen’s club, in which strippers dance in a Plexiglas box pulled by an SUV.

“We’ll modify performances based on the demographic in certain areas,” club owner Luke Lirot said.

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Doesn’t this guy know that Romeo is supposed to stay outside the window?

An 18-year-old lover boy in New Zealand was convicted of burglary after he broke into his girlfriend’s house to prepare her bedroom to make whoopee.

Unfortunately, he also stole some wine and cash before leaving her house. He told cops he “needed somewhere to do his thing.”

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If you thought the parking in New York was crazy, in England some town councils are writing tickets against their own vehicles, then refusing to pay — and suing themselves.

One council in North London actually took one ticket it wrote against its own vehicle to 14 stages of appeal after it refused to pay itself the fine at any stage of the process.

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Bacon bandits have struck in England — stealing two live pigs from a pub and holding them for $400 ransom.

Truffles and Humbug, both 3, were stolen from an enclosure in the back of the St. John Inn near Torpoint, Cornwall.

“Whoever is responsible is in real trouble, because I’ve been to the police,” said owner Dan Bettinson.

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If a life of religious devotion is just too tough for you, how about trying it out for just a weekend?

A monastery near Vienna is letting men be monks for a few days.

The weekend holy men will spend their time praying and getting a look at how monks really live.