Chuck E. Cheese, home of wholesome, family fun — and one outrageously immoral parent.

An Indianapolis woman coaxed her 5-year-old daughter into stealing a woman’s purse at the kid-friendly pizza restaurant.

The woman urged the girl to “do it for Mommy.”

Mom was busted for theft and contributing to the delinquency of a minor.

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Neither rain nor snow nor gloom of night will stay these couriers from their appointed rounds — on the other hand, an open cargo door might!

Postal workers are hunting for mailbags carrying 3,000 pounds of priority deliveries that fell out of a plane over Montana.

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Tanks a lot, guys!

Russian hikers in the Ural mountains were shocked to find hundreds of seemingly abandoned tanks covered in snow.

No military personnel were to be seen and a video of the discovery has gone viral on Russian Web sites.

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This anecdote is disquieting on more than one level.

A farmer in Mozambique is insisting that two men he caught drunkenly having sex with one of his goats “marry” the beast in a traditional ceremony as part of the owner’s compensation.

The farmer says he is particularly interested in the traditional dowry.

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This is one foul fair.

Rural Nepal has just finished celebrating a 10-day “cursing festival” where competing villages try to outdo each other with insults to vent frustrations built up over the year.

“Monkey face, I hope your sons are as ugly as frogs!” yelled one participant.

“I hope your buffaloes die of diarrhea!” shouted another.

“I love this tradition,” said a villager.