Maybe Hollywood isn’t so movie-friendly.

The LA city attorney had Kayvan Setareh, 49, arrested and held in lieu of $1 million bail for allowing a huge ad for the movie “How to Train Your Dragon” plastered on his eight-story building at Hollywood Boulevard and Highland Avenue.

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Oh, that’s why it’s called snail mail.

A British tech-school graduate finally got her certificates — 28 years after they were mailed.

Gill Smeathers recently received the package, postmarked Nov. 4, 1982, for her daughter, Tracy.

Inside were four secretarial certificates issued to Tracy, who now lives in Canada, from a course she took at Kettering Technical College.

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Lara Croft, Tomb Roader.

A new road in Derby, England will be named for the movie and computer-game character after 27,000 voters overwhelmingly selected her over soccer star Steve Bloomer, astronomer John Flamsteed and engineer George Sorocold.

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These Swiss clowns weren’t laughing.

Martina Oberle, 31, and Bettina Blauch, 26, were dressed up in wigs and clown makeup when — running late for a party — they were caught by traffic cameras going 60 mph in a 45-mph zone.

“I saw the flash, and thought: ‘S- -t — that’s going to look strange to the police,’ ” Oberle said.

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A Pakistani woman gave birth to a baby girl in a rickshaw stuck in traffic when police closed roads to let President Asif Ali Zardari’s motorcade drive by.

The woman was being driven to the hospital in Quetta when cops blocked the roads.

“We pleaded with the policemen, as it was an emergency, but they refused, citing orders that no one should be allowed to move until the president passed,” her brother said.