He should be really popular in jail.

North Carolina police got involved in a wild, high-speed chase with a man driving a pink Lincoln Mercury Grand Marquis with Hello Kitty vanity plates.

Cops caught up to Randel Levone Riggsbee when he crashed after going over a tire-puncturing device.

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Good thing they got that shotgun out.

An Ohio bride went into labor while her father was walking her down the aisle.

Jamie Phillips managed to go through with the quickly performed ceremony, but her water broke during the reception, and she was rushed to the hospital to give birth to a now-legitimate baby boy.

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It’s not really walking the dog when you do it this way.

An English dog owner was hit with a fine when cops spotted him taking his pooch for a stroll while driving next to him in a car.

“It was a silly thing to do and there was an element of laziness to it,” Paul Ralton admitted.

You think?

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In France, you can be lustful and then be absolved of all sin at the touch of a dial.

A Paris-based company has set up a telephone hot line that lets those who’ve just gotten off a sex-chat line call a priest and confess.

(Let’s just hope that they don’t get confused about which one their talking to.)

This has outraged the Conference of French Bishops, which wants everyone to know it has nothing to do with the hot line.

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Tusk, tusk.

An elephant hired for an Indian wedding went berserk and trampled a line of 20 limos, caused nearly $350,000 worth of damage.

It also rampaged through a shopping mall before handlers corralled it.