They’re high on the list to win the bad-parenting award.

Cops in Connecticut busted a couple after entering their home in a drug raid and finding on a digital camera a video of their 3-year-old son smoking marijuana.

In the video, the mother recorded the child lighting up a glass pipe with his father nearby.

The couple insists the child, now staying with other relatives, did not inhale.

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It wasn’t just playing possum, dude. It was really dead!

Pennsylvania police charged a man with public drunkenness after finding him trying to resuscitate a deceased possum by a highway.

Police weren’t sure if David Wolfe, 55, was the motorist who had actually run over the animal.

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Fido fought the law, and the law won.

Tennessee cops ordered a pit bull into obedience training after it tore off the front bumper of a police cruiser and damaged its tires.

The dog’s owners said the pooch, named Winston, had never before shown such aggression against anyone, let alone the police.

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A Washington state husband flew into a rage during couples counseling at his local church and shot and killed his ex-wife.

Charles Parsons had been trying to persuade his ex to get back together with him, but she’d refused.

Parsons surrendered to police immediately.

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If you find this therapy relaxing, you don’t need the therapy.

A British theme park is offering a slithering massage with pythons gliding over visitors.

“[They] produce a feeling of relaxation as the muscles in their bodies stimulate blood flow and massage tense joints,” according to promotional literature.