If only hordes of angry Germans were always this polite.

Vandals in Oldenburg trashed a vehicle snapping pictures for Google Street View, but kindly left a note warning the driver that the tires had been slashed.

“Please do not drive away, you have a flat,” the note said.

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And you thought the velvet rope treatment was rough here.

A Polish nightclub security guard chopped off the hand of a badly behaved patron with a saber.

Witnesses said they spotted the guard chasing the 27-year-old man out of the club and hacking off his limb before he got away.

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What a bargain!

A former Russian state official has been charged with illegally selling the hulls of MiG fighter jets to a firm for just $5.

The hulls — which come without engines or weapons — usually sell for around $3.9 million.

The official faces 10 years in jail.

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This was not the Bali Ha’i this Swedish tourist was hoping for.

A 25-year-old man was killed when he fell into a live volcano during a dawn hike to the summit of Mount Batur on the Indonesian island of Bali.

“He was looking into the crater, slipped and fell 150 meters,” a police spokesman said.

Hiking to the volcano’s crater is popular with foreign tourists.

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Children’s protective services might want to get on this case fast.

A Chinese zoo is taking the heat for letting a 3-year-old acrobat walk on a tightrope over a tiger enclosure.

Onlookers were horrified when the girl nearly lost her footing as a strong gust of wind shook her.