Tickle me, weed-o!

A Pennsylvania father was busted after going to his son’s elementary school to retrieve four ounces of pot from the kid’s Elmo backpack.

Teachers called cops, who arrested Ronald Washington when he returned home.

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This is no way to win over future voters.

The student cast of a British school musical was devastated when the town’s mayor and his wife fell asleep during the performance.

Parents were appalled.

“The least he and his wife could have done was stay awake,” said Tina Knowlson. “It was a big night for the kids.”

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He was a little too hard up for something stimulating to do.

A Swedish train-line worker is in hot water after the computer controlling the rail network crashed because he’d been using the machine to peep at virus-infected porn.

Hundreds of cargo trains were thrown off schedule.

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Sign here for mail-order burglary.

Police in Poland discovered a clever thief had been robbing businesses by mailing himself to their offices in large parcels.

He would climb out of the box after staff had gone home and ransack the place.

He was caught after a falling-out with an accomplice who tipped off police.

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Inspiration for some comes from the most unexpected places.

A young Russian composer has penned a symphony in honor of a natural-gas field in the Barents Sea that has helped fuel the country’s economy.

Part of an “Industrial Trilogy,” Anton Lubchenko has paired the piece with others honoring Europe’s largest railway bridge and an oil project on remote Sakhalin Island.