She went right to the top — which was her first mistake.

An Ohio prostitute was busted after soliciting a prospective john — who turned out to be the chief of police.

When Catherine Tate approached a parked car in Fostoria and told Chief John McGuire she had what he needed, he whipped out his badge.

She was sentenced to 15 days in jail.

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What a kind bud.

A Boulder, Colo., lawyer has offered his services for free to anyone busted for smoking pot on 4/20.

Rob Corry is a major medical-marijuana advocate and said it was his honor to defend people’s First Amendment rights on the annual day celebrating toking up.

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And you thought flag burning was a problem.

Hopping-mad French prosecutors said they were mulling charges against an artist who took a photo of himself wiping his rear end with the French flag.

Justice Minister Michelle Alliot-Marie “demanded that criminal proceedings be launched against this unacceptable act.”

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Jailbirds of a feather flock together.

A gang of burglars broke into a Dutch prison and stole the televisions from inmates’ cells.

The thieves broke into the minimum-security jails while the inmates were out on weekend furloughs.

Officials are still not sure exactly how the burglars got in.

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If only she’d suffered from the munchies rather than road rage, this would have had a happier ending.

An Australian woman who was high on amphetamines, anti-depressants and marijuana, and who had consumed two bottles of wine, freaked out when a man threw cheese balls at her car — and ran him over, killing him.

“She clearly wanted to teach the young man a lesson,” a judge said.