Food fight!

Customers at a Wendy’s drive-through in Kalamazoo, Mich., got mad after their order wasn’t properly filled, so they hurled drinks, hamburgers and fries at a worker inside.

The employee fired back with a drink, ketchup and fries, prompting two people in the car to go inside and continue the brawl with fists. The two patrons were arrested for assault.

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Betty Lou Vickery proved you can go home again, even if that home is Alcatraz Island.

The 93-year-old last week visited the Rock, where she grew up as the daughter of an Army sergeant. Before Alcatraz housed the likes of Al Capone and Machine Gun Kelly, it was a military jail.

“It was nice to come back,” she told the San Francisco Chronicle.

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A defense lawyer claims she couldn’t visit her client at a federal lockup in Miami because of her bra.

The attorney’s underwire bra set off the metal detector, and guards wouldn’t let her inside, she said.

After ducking into a bathroom to remove the undergarment, she was still refused entrance by guards because she wasn’t wearing a bra, the lawyer claimed.

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What’s worse than rain on your wedding day?

Try a swollen creek washing out the only bridge to your dream wedding spot.

Flooding destroyed the bridge to the Red Lion Restaurant in Boulder, Colo., forcing Andrea Maneely and Tom Prince to find new accommodations.

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The bride wore white. The guests wore orange smocks.

That’s because Carolyn Weatherly, 56, and Audwin Mosby, 55, both Home Depot employees, marched down an aisle of light bulbs, grills and paint in the outdoor garden section of the store in Lake Forest, Calif.