The town’s buzzing over his stupidity.

Propane salesman John McMillan, 59, set himself on fire after he was confronted by bees near a customer’s tank in Colorado City, Colo.

He sprayed the buzzers with propane, but one spark later and kaboom!

He’s being treated for burns over half his body.

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If anyone in Lexington, Ky., sees a pregnant woman in a hospital gown attached to a heart monitor with a cigarette in her hand, please call the cops.

The mom-to-be is a prison inmate who escaped after she was taken to a hospital with heart problems.

She went on the lam after officials inexplicably let her outside for a smoking break.

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Another candidate for mother of the year threw her hat into the ring in Wichita, Kan.

The woman, with two kids in her car, drove into the driveway of an apparently random home, got out, urinated and then slapped one of the kids in the face.

She then drove away, riding over lawns and knocking down mailboxes.

She was busted, and her kids were placed in protective custody.

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A teacher at a public school in Norfolk, Va., lost her job after she was caught rubbing “holy oil” on students and class equipment to anoint them.

Officials said the fifth-grade teacher quit after they confronted her about her “inappropriate religious practices.”

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A priest in Amsterdam apparently made God angry when he held a Mass before his country’s World Cup soccer championship match dressed in orange robes matching the team’s colors.

Church officials said the show of spirit didn’t match the solemnity of the Mass and suspended the priest.

Apparently, God agreed. The Netherlands lost, 1-0.