A Springfield, Mo., man is steamed at cops for releasing him from the county jail wearing only his blue-plaid boxer shorts.

Jerry Robertson, 64, was in bed when cops arrested him on a domestic-assault charge.

They didn’t let him grab clothes before slapping on the cuffs, and later tossed him out in his skivvies.

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People for decades have been nailing sneakers to the famed “Shoe Tree” in Boise, Idaho, and hanging work boots from its branches, but last week some arsonist set the landmark ablaze.

US Forest Service officials said melting shoe rubber made it more difficult to put out the flames.

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An Indiana man was sizzling mad after his frying pan was taken by his brother-in-law to cook bacon.

The two argued before the cook backed his brother-in-law into a closet and spilled hot grease on him.

The hot-headed owner then managed to grab the frying pan and hit the cook with it. Now both heated jerks will face the judge.

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Hope the honeymoon goes better.

When British couple Paul and Vilma Cassidy tied the knot, his mom collapsed outside the ceremony at St Mary’s Church in Melton Mowbray, Leicestershire.

Then a guest’s father died, a child was rushed to a hospital with a seizure, and the couple’s playful two kids suffered head cuts at the reception.

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They’re going to need camp “counselors” of a different kind.

Thousands of kids in South Korea are spending their summer at a military training camp to learn discipline.

At the Cheongryong Self-Denial Training Camp south of Seoul, kids crawl through the mud on their knees in the heat, scream in response to instructors’ commands and get hosed with cold water.

Kathianne Boniello, Post Wires