He should open his first dealership in Flushing.

Dave Hirsch of Colorado will never again have to worry about toilet breaks on road trips.

He’s designed a vehicle that seats two adults — on toilets.

It travels at 30 mph and carries six rolls of toilet paper and a magazine rack.

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A Stoughton, Mass., cop cut his career short — by leaving his beat to see a dwarf porn star.

Richard Bennett, 28, deserted his late-night patrol to visit a gentleman’s club where adult-film star Bridget “The Midget” Powers — billed as “the world’s smallest porn star” — was performing.

It’s not clear what she was, or wasn’t, wearing, but Bennett showed up in his uniform.

When his indiscretion was exposed, he resigned.

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It’s not just any old beer.

A Delaware brewery is producing suds called Chateau Jiahu made from a 9,000-year-old recipe.

The recipe was derived from ingredients discovered in pottery jars found in a village in northern China.

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Elvis was spending some time with the angels.

An 80-pound fiberglass statue of the King swiped from the roof of a Maryland diner was found yesterday in a cemetery — stashed between two angels.

But Elvis no longer needs blue suede shoes.

His feet were hacked off by the crook because they were bolted to the roof.

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We’ve heard of guys with monkeys on their backs.

But they have nothing on Roberto Cabrera — who police say was wearing a girdle with pouches containing 18 tiny endangered monkeys.

He was busted at Mexico City’s airport on charges of trafficking in endangered species.