Shut yo’ mouth, buddy!

A 58-year-old Bremerton, Wash., motorist got so angry when a 55-year-old jokester shouted a “Yo’ momma” line at him that he slammed on the brakes of his pickup and proceeded to beat the funnyman with a stick.

The high-sticker was busted.

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One of the basic requirements for running an animal shelter: Know what a dog looks like.

Yet the Frankfort Humane Society in Kentucky failed that simple test, mistaking someone’s purebred, pedigree Shiba Inu pooch for a coyote — and setting it loose in the woods.

The dog, named Copper, is now lost.

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This bruin is definitely smarter than your average bear.

The black bear jumped into an empty car in a town 30 miles outside Denver and went for a drive.

He was apparently trying to get at a peanut-butter sandwich left on the car seat when he leaned on the horn and knocked the car into gear. It rolled 125 feet into a thicket.

The bear wasn’t hurt.

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If you’re trying to promote your pet store, having a “Bring Your Rottweiler” day is probably not the best way to do it.

A shop in Auckland, New Zealand, made the mistake, however, with dire consequences.

Before the event could get rolling, one Rottie went crazy and bit a store worker’s face, ripping off a chunk of her lip. The dog was later declared a “menace” but not put down.

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An Australian teen went on the ultimate joyride.

The 16-year-old boy broke into a firehouse in Lithgow, New South Wales, and stole a firetruck.

The drunken teen then turned on the lights and drove down the street until cops pulled him over.