Hell apparently hath no fury like a high-schooler scorned.

A 17-year-old allegedly having a sexual relationship with his teacher at Freeland HS in Saginaw, Mich., turned in his pedagogical paramour when he suspected she was cheating on him with an assistant principal.

The principal resigned, and the teacher is now on trial, according to mlive.com.

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Pssst! Buddy, wanna buy a black-market piranha?

A man in LA was busted for running a ring smuggling the ravenous river fish into the country.

He also allegedly tired to sell illicit freshwater stingrays on the black market.

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It’ll be hard finding a fondue fork big enough for this.

Traffic on I-10 near Pensacola, Fla., came to a gooey halt when a truck carrying 39,000 pounds of shredded cheese caught fire.

Firefighters — apparently not equipped with emergency nachos — fought the blaze for five, creamy, delicious hours.

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It was a miracle in Mexico City when a newborn tot came crying to life — at her funeral.

The girl had been born prematurely and declared dead by doctors.

The parents were stunned to hear a noise coming from the casket, and found the girl alive and well.

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An English woman found more than just some roses and tulips growing in her garden — she was astonished to discover a rare and toxic plant from the Amazon.

Sharon Nowell looked behind her house and discovered a datura stramo nium, which is used by native warriors to poison the tips of their arrowheads.

Scientists speculate that the plant got to the British Isles from South America in the droppings of migratory birds.