A nauseous school-bus driver carrying dozens of kids opened the door so he could vomit but ended up falling out of the bus.

The bus then continued on without him, crashed, and rolled into a ditch.

Now the Illinois bus company is being sued by parents.

A company spokesman insists that safety remains “a top priority.”

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Two Pennsylvania teenagers were busted at a Subway restaurant for allegedly using counterfeit $20 bills that they’d made on their computers.

Daniel Buskirk, 19, admitted he and Adam Wehr, 18, decided in April to become counterfeiters to cover the expense of repairing their cars, police said.

The pair allegedly used an accomplice, who worked at Subway, to exchange their funny money for the real deal.

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The flesh upstaged the fish at a British aquarium.

Managers had to clothe an underwater statue of a mermaid after noticing that young boys were getting too fixated on her.

In a bid to redirect focus on marine life, a diver was sent down to cover her in a two-piece bathing suit.

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“Top Chef,” take note.

A restaurant in China tested new kitchen workers’ culinary skills by having them slice a melon on top of a woman’s abdomen.

The winning candidate, Chef Hu Gua, got the job by chopping the fruit in less than a minute without hurting the woman.

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A finalist in Finland’s annual World Sauna Championship died after spending six minutes in a 230-degree chamber.

Russia’s Vladimir Ladyzhensky died facing Timo Kaukonen of Finland, who won last year’s championship, organizers said.

The world championships in sauna-sitting have been held in Finland since 1999, and this year’s event drew 135 contestants from 15 countries. Jeremy Olshan, Wire Services