This Florida woman had a big beef with Wal-Mart.

Arlene Kahn bought ground beef there, and was shocked to find two prescription sleeping pills in the meat as she started preparing beef Stroganoff.

She called police, who said they could do nothing for her, but Wal-Mart gave her a $40 gift certificate.

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What a bunch of saps.

Because of terror fears, managers of a Vermont maple-syrup factory have canceled a 100-year-old tradition of giving tours of the facility.

Maple Grove Farms says it’s too expensive to install security equipment.

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A Buffalo family was shocked when their swimming pool was sucked into a giant sinkhole as they were taking a dip.

“They were yelling, ‘Get out of the pool, get out of the pool!’ ” said mom Carrie Craven, whose kids were enjoying the water when the pool started draining and then got sucked into the sinkhole.

No one was hurt.

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A Swedish millionaire took a $250,000 Mercedes-Benz Gullwing super-car for a 180-mph ride on a Swiss highway, and ended up with the largest traffic ticket ever recorded — nearly $1 million.

The speed demon was going so fast that two cameras failed to pick him up because sensors could only register up to 125 mph.

The penalty was so high because traffic fines in Switzerland are based on a violator’s net worth.

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A hairdresser in England was shocked when she got a $600,000 tip from a loyal customer — and was even more shocked when a judge made her give it back.

Jill Fraser, 72, was left the tip in the will of Ethel Wilson, whose hair Fraser cut for some 40 years.

But a judge overruled the will, and decided that Wilson’s relatives should get the cash.