People in Deptford Township, NJ, are pretty jumpy.

Some 500 students were put into lockdown, and police rushed to a school with sirens blaring — after a recreational-vehicle tailpipe backfired outside.

The RV driver saw the emergency response and alerted cops.

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Here’s a home that’s priced to move.

The town of Mount Wolf, Pa., is offering a free house to anyone willing to flatbed it away.

The town acquired the property on which the three-bedroom ranch home sits but would rather give it away than knock it down.

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Here’s how to get an F in anger management.

A Seattle-area woman taking an anger-management course at a college “blew up out of control” and stabbed a classmate in the arm and shoulder, police say.

She had allegedly complained that a class video was boring and flipped out when the victim told her to “give it a chance.”

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A Florida man can afford a lot more trips to the champagne room after he settled a lawsuit against a strip club for $650,000.

Michael Ireland said his eye was injured at the Cheetah Club in West Palm Beach when a stripper kicked him in the face with her stiletto heel during a lap dance.

Fortunately, he still has one good eye for his next visit.

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A teen in Virginia got caught robbing a Halloween store but still wound up getting a costume.

The owner of the store told Andrew Perry, 18, that he wouldn’t call the cops on him if he agreed to stand outside dressed as Bert from Sesame Street with a sign saying he was a shoplifter.

The teen spent six hours over two days as Bert.