A Cincinnati woman took a short trip from the jury box to the witness stand.

As lawyers delivered their opening statements in an assault case, she suddenly realized she’d seen the attack.

The judge declared a mistrial, but the juror will be back in court for the next round — testifying for the prosecution.

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And speaking of legal matters . . .

A third-year Boston University law student facing dismal job prospects and a mountain of college-loan debt has made the school an unusual offer: Keep your degree and return my tuition.

What would the school get out of it? A higher grade on the US News & World Report ratings — because it could report one less unemployed grad.

The school declined.

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He should have called Consumer Affairs.

A Uniontown, Pa., man complained to cops about the “nasty” marijuana he’d just purchased.

Cops tested the substance, but couldn’t figure out what it was.

The buyer is not off the hook — he could still face a charge of possessing a counterfeit controlled substance.

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Hey, big spenders — your generosity might hurt your love life.

A survey conducted by an Australian bank found women are uncomfortable with guys who spend more than $190 on a first date.

The gals think $85 for dinner and drinks is just about right.

But too little is just as bad — guys who spend less than $28 are viewed as cheapskates.