No harm, no foul.

A deer in Appelton, Wis., collided with a high-school cross-country runner.

The young woodland animal ran into 15-year-old Sarah Glidden as she neared the finish line. The slightly bruised student managed to keep running, as did the deer.

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This was a special delivery of the outrageous kind.

Doctors preparing to deliver a pregnant inmate’s baby by Cesarean section were shocked to find illicit drugs hidden in one of her, ahem, cavities.

The woman had been arrested for allegedly ripping off a Walmart in Dayton, Ohio, when she went into labor.

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World War II is still causing casualties in Germany.

An elderly couple, old enough to have lived through the war, were slightly injured when they put a log in the fireplace, and a 70-year-old bullet that had been lodged in the wood exploded, officials said.

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I now pronounce you

f–king man and wife!

Natives performing a wedding ceremony for a European couple in the Indian Ocean’s Maldives Islands pulled a dirty trick by replacing the vows with curses and insults in the local language, which the smiling twosome didn’t understand.

They were called “motherf–kers” and “infidels” in a video that wound up on the Internet.

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Didn’t this guy seem a little overqualified?

A New Zealand man was busted after getting a high-clearance-level military job using a résumé that was padded, to say the least.

Stephen Wilce claimed he had been a spy, Olympic bobsledder, helicopter pilot, captain of the Royal Navy swim team, folk musician, combat veteran, professional rugby player and nuclear physicist.