Move over, Janet Jackson.

Cops on Friday finally collared the Arizona techno-pirate who allegedly managed to insert a 37- second porno clip into a cable company’s local telecast of the 2009 Super Bowl.

The flesh flash forced Comcast to dole out $10 “we’re so sorry” refunds to 80,000 Tucson subscribers.

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She’s the world’s youngest paleontologist.

Pint-sized fossil finder Kylie Ferguson, 7, of Georgia, found a 33-million- year-old sabertooth-tiger skull on a family trip to Badlands National Park in South Dakota.

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Snake on a train!

A three-foot boa constrictor that slithered away from her owner on a Boston subway train last month has been found.

Penelope was caught last week in a train car near where her owner, 30-year- old Melissa Moorehouse, lost her.

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How horri-flying.

A Russian stunt donkey cruelly harnessed to a parasail in an advertising stunt last summer has died of a heart attack.

The animal was towed by a speedboat over beaches in southern Russia in a stunt that caused an international animal-rights furor.

A veterinarian said the shock to the donkey was a major contributor to its death last month.

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An Italian divorcee and her new lover are accused of killing her ex-husband by suffocating him with a block of butter shoved down his throat.

They had apparently hoped the evidence would melt away, investigators say.

The lovebirds initially told Sicilian authorities they tied up Calogero Lo Coco, 40, when he attacked them Wednesday at his former home in Campbello di Licata.