The new head of a Virginia condo association is a real bitch!

A white Wheaten terrier named “Ms. Beatha Lee” was elected president of an Annandale housing group after her owner, disgusted by the lack of volunteerism among his neighbors, added her name to the candidate list.

In the candidate biographies, Beatha was listed as a new resident who liked the outdoors and neighborhood activities.

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A Colorado firefighter who enjoyed pampering himself was fired for wearing adult-sized diapers.

Authorities in Mountain View disposed of Jesse Hodgson, who said he considered diapers part of his protective gear, after he was arrested in his close-fitting nappy for sexually assaulting a drunken woman at a party.

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His tongue-in-cheek death wish turned tragically real.

A Florida man in the middle of a heated argument dared his girlfriend to “go ahead and shoot me” — and she did.

Robert Lee Gilbert, 57, was shot in the face and died after taunting his girlfriend to pull the trigger on her antique gun as they argued. She faces manslaughter charges.

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California State University at Northridge is conducting tours for people who want to watch sex on the beach — grunion sex, that is.

Turns out that budding scientists are willing to shell out for a peek at the sexy spawning of the mysterious silver fish that wriggle ashore once a year to get busy.

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A man performed a mitzvah for eight buddies participating in a weeklong ice-fishing derby on New Hampshire’s Lake Ossipee by airlifting them a stash of Playboy magazines.

Tom Corcoran of Braintree, Mass., flew in low over the iced-in lake and dropped the bundle.