It not just this kid’s personality that’s magnetic.

The 7-year-old, from Serbia, has been attracting attention because his body is apparently magnetic, and all kinds of metal objects stick to it.

The boy, named Bogdan, has even been able to keep a giant frying pan adhered to his chest. (We’d guess it wasn’t a nonstick skillet.)

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Officials in California have come up with a new way to save salmon — with a light show.

Fishery officers have created a light, bubble and noise display that they hope will help scare the fish from taking a wrong turn and failing to head up river to spawn.

Now if they could just guide the fish into a nice dill sauce, their work will be complete.

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This ice cream is made from people.

A shop in London has started serving a new style of ice cream made from human breast milk. The “Icecreamists” shop even has lined up 15 lactating women to keep the mother’s milk flowing.

“What could be more natural than fresh, free-range mother’s milk in an ice cream?” asked one of the moms.

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This sure stinks.

Cops in England say they recently got the most frivolous 911 call ever — when a citizen called in to report that someone had farted on their dog.

There was no word on how big a police response the call got, but apparently, the K9 unit was very interested in sniffing out a suspect.