The kid found his wet-dream job.

Oklahoma cops raiding a strip club found a 14-year- old boy employed there.

The teen’s mom owns “The Body Shop” gentleman’s club, which was allegedly serving underage drinkers and allowing illegal sex acts.

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Guess this arrested guy wanted to make bale.

He was busted when he inexplicably brought a pitchfork to the Kingman, Ariz., courthouse and refused cops’ orders to leave it outside.

But a judge threw out the charges, saying it was “capricious and unreasonable” to ban pitchforks from court while holstered handguns are allowed.

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A Pennsylvania guy who left home dressed as a ninja and skulked around his neighborhood was busted for leaving his sleeping, 4-year-old son home alone.

The nutjob claimed the boy’s grandmom had promised to baby-sit but, declining to follow the ancient Bushido code, she ratted out the wacko dad.

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These burglars in Indonesia didn’t just rob a home — they took the whole house.

The shocking theft was discovered when the landlord arrived to pick up the rent at the two-story home and found the that the whole structure and everything in it — except for a discarded TV set — had been taken.

Neighbors saw men carrying the building away in pieces but assumed it was legal demolition work.

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Here’s a story of the blind leading the blind.

A sightless Briton was devastated when his beloved seeing-eye dog also went blind from cataracts.

But his despair was short-lived, because a social-services agency gave the guide dog his own seeing-eye pooch, so the trio of companions can walk through life together in love.