Officials at Hickory Middle School in Virginia suspended a student after he was caught with a bag of dried oregano.

The school declared it an “imitation controlled substance” because it resembled marijuana

It probably didn’t help that the kid’s name is Adam Grass.

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Usually, taxpayers are the only ones raising a big stink at Town Hall in Haverhill, Mass.

But officials say a ratty old rug in the building is causing such a bad odor to waft through the offices that hardly any business is getting done.

But getting rid of it won’t be easy. When voters learned that it would cost $100,000 to replace the rug, they turned their noses up at the plan.

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Want a free car? Pray for rain.

A dealership in St. Augustine, Fla., says the cars are on the house if the city gets 1 inch of rain on the morning of April 8.

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An allegedly drunken driver was busted in Maryland after he somehow landed his pickup truck atop a police cruiser.

The man had just left a bar and had intended to use his Ford F-250 to chase down a guy who slighted him in the tavern.

He soon wound up on top of a cop car that had just arrived to investigate the disturbance.

It wasn’t clear what he blew on a Breathalyzer, but is such a test even necessary after you end up on top of a police vehicle?

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Teenage girls always want to have the most friends, but this is ridiculous.

A 15-year-old in Australia had to cancel her Sweet 16 party because she posted an invite to it on Facebook — and 200,000 people RSVP’d.

The flood of would-be partygoers responded after someone reposted her invite and it went viral. Now cops say they will patrol her block on the date of the canceled party.