Sometimes you have to suffer for beauty.

A New Jersey woman is suing her plastic surgeon because, she says, she can no longer close her eyes after undergoing a procedure.

To make matters worse, Marilyn Leisz, of Bloomingdale, underwent the operation to fix a previous eye job that went wrong.

She has to use a special gel and a vaporizer to keep her eyes moist.

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Members of a Florida have been trapped in their home for days because of two hawks.

The birds settled in a tree outside the Gordon home in Melbourne, and have used their talons and beaks to harass and attack anyone who comes out.

But the family can’t do anything to boot the birds, which are protected by the government. The Gordons have applied for a $500 removal permit, which could take months.

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Speaking of birdbrains, a New Zealand vegan has decided to demonstrate the plight of factory-farm chickens by living in a coop for 30 days.

Carl Scott admitted that he has never actually seen a factory farm, but he is sure it’s a “living hell.”

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A gang of Colombian youths knew what a big soccer fan their pal Christopher Jacome was. So when the teen was shot to death while playing soccer, they gave him one last chance to enjoy a game.

The buddies stole his casket from a funeral home and carried it to the local soccer stadium for a match, where the deceased was one of 42,000 fans in attendance.