A St. Louis pervert picked the wrong victims.

The naked man slunk into the locker room of the girls’ track team at Sand Ridge JHS.

When the track coach confronted the creep, he tried to run. But the coach easily chased him down and held him for cops.

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In a hurry? Dutch engineers have come up with a 155-mph Superbus, which carries 23 passengers at more than twice the legal speed limit.

The 15-foot long bus looks like a mix between a Ferrari and a limo, and will undoubtedly see a lot of work on the speed-limit-free Autobahn.

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A company in England has developed the first bra designed to attract hippie chicks. Marks & Spencer is now selling the first “carbon neutral bra,” which is supposedly eco-friendly because it is made in a factory that is self-powered and makes no waste.

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Just a week after an elderly woman cut off all Internet access with a saw while stealing copper wire, Armenia is facing more turmoil — an Easter egg shortage.

There has been a run on some Armenian stores that sell eggs because alleged market manipulation by producers caused shelves to go bare.

Last week, an old woman scavenging for copper knocked out all ‘Net access in Armenia and Georgia when she sawed through the only wire that linked the countries to the World Wide Web.

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Last May, Weird but True brought you the story of some Russian graffiti artists who painted a picture of a penis on a drawbridge in St. Petersburg. The phallic image could be seen throughout the city whenever the span went up.

Now the group has gotten a major award for their work.

The organization, Voina, was given a $14,000 prize by the National Center for Contemporary Arts in Moscow.