Rival winemakers are battling in court for the exclusive right to suggest they get moms drunk.

The makers of “Mommyjuice” are fighting a trademark-infringement suit filed by a rival that markets a vino called “Mommy’s Time Out.”

” ‘Mommy’ is a generic word that they don’t have a monopoly on,” said a “Mommyjuice” lawyer.

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Now here’s a really rich diet.

Termites in India have been blamed for eating 10 million rupees in cash in a steel chest at a bank.

Bankers are wringing their hands and calling in exterminators over the loss of the equivalent of $225,000.

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Meanwhile, a robber in Dover, Del., isn’t anywhere as smart as those termites.

Bruce Manlove was busted after he handed a 7-Eleven clerk a note reading “this is a robbery” — written on the back of a jail-parole document listing his name.

Cops quickly tracked him down after he fled with purloined cigarettes.

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Let’s hope this health club strictly enforces its “wipe it down after using it” policy on exercise equipment.

A gym in Spain decided to boost membership by allowing fitness buffs to use the equipment in the buff.

Nudists are thrilled, but not everyone likes the idea. “I think it’s the most unhygienic thing in the world,” said a rival club owner.

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Municipal officials in England refused to pick up a granny’s garbage because they claimed it included plucked garden weeds that were too dirty.

The officials told the 74-year-old woman that the weeds she put in the trash had too much soil on them.

“Are we going to be asked to wash our weeds next?” her incredulous son asked.