An Albuquerque, NM, man was arrested after he allegedly hijacked an ambulance — in the nude.

The parents of Christopher Halverson, 27, called cops and an ambulance, believing their son was having a drug-induced psychotic break.

Halverson jumped into the ambulance’s front seat, pushed the driver out of the way, took off and crashed a block and a half later, police said.

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A Kansas teenager got the shock of his life — he was Tasered for refusing to pull up his sagging pants.

Jonathan Villarreal, 17, said he also suffered a broken arm in the tussle with campus officers at Derby HS. Local cops are investigating Villarreal’s claims.

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Nothing brightens up a child’s party more than a cockfight.

Sheriff’s deputies in Dayton, Texas, rescued 48 fighting birds at a local birthday party, which also included a water slide.

Despite the children having fun, fowl play is suspected.

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An elderly Georgia man is so fond of his lawnmower, he pulled a gun on a thief trying to steal it.

Herbert Gladin, 71, held the 23-year-old suspect at gunpoint until cops arrived.

Gladin explained that his home had been ripped off before and he wasn’t going to let it happen again.

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Who knew parking tickets could be so sexy?

Two Los Angeles parking-enforcement officers have been placed on administrative leave for allegedly acting in porn flicks.

The videos were posted on an adult subscription Web site.

In one shot, an actress approaches a traffic officer, jumps into his arms before he spanks and fondles her.

In another scene, a second officer is spanked by an actress, who then gets into a city car to perform lewd acts.