Surprise! A Canadian man who set up a romantic rendezvous online showed up at the Ontario coffee shop where the couple was supposed to meet for the first time and found — to his total horror — that his blind date was his girlfriend.

She threw a cup of coffee in his face and then began slapping him around. He was rescued by an off-duty cop.

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If Bob Dylan gets pulled over, you can bet the judge will let him off easy.

Legal experts say his lyrics are quoted more often in judicial decisions than those of any other musician.

That even applies to the US Supreme Court.

Chief Justice John Roberts paraphrased “Like a Rolling Stone,” opining, “When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose.”

Justice Antonin Scalia scolded colleagues for failing to rule in a case, saying, ” ‘The times, they are a changin’ ‘ is a feeble excuse for disregard of duty.”

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It was a race against death.

A Florida woman competing in a triathlon paused in the middle of the race to save the life of a competitor — then went on to finish the event.

Cardiac nurse Teresa McCoy, 37, saw cops working on the man, and stopped to perform CPR and use their defibrillator to bring him back to life.

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Cops at a DUI checkpoint in Plainville, Conn., stopped a car driven by a man who frantically told them his wife was going into labor.

They sprang into action and delivered a healthy baby boy, who’ll have a great story to tell for the rest of his life.

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The fearless cops of Caulfield, Australia, brought a heartless kidnapper to justice.

The perp had stolen the officers’ teddy bear right out of their station house.

The crimefighters quickly busted a suspect and retrieved their mascot, Constable T. Bear.