Holy collar, Batman.

A Michigan man dressed as the Caped Crusader was busted after he hung off the ledge of a 30-foot building in Petoskey.

Cops said Mark Williams, 31, wearing lead-lined gloves, had “dangerous weapons” in his utility belt — a collapsible baton and a container of pepper spray.

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He dispensed with common sense.

Ohio cops are scratching their heads after a thief broke into a convenience store in Martins Ferry and stole only an empty gumball machine.

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Take this one with a grain of salt.

An Indiana woman was high on bath salts when she trashed a hotel room, state police believe.

Cops found 42-year-old Tammy Winter sitting on the bed babbling about evil spirits and writing on the walls.

Some experts say snorting bath salts can cause hallucinations.

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He bit off more than he could chew.

A cannibal wannabe in Slovakia died after he was injured in a gunfight with cops trying to nab him.

The 43-year-old father of two had surfed the Internet looking for someone planning to commit suicide — and who would allow him to then eat the body, police said.

He found a Swiss citizen who at first agreed to the grisly pact, but then the guy thought better of it and contacted police.

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He’s not exactly the cream of the crop.

A Florida man stabbed his sweetheart for buying milk after he had already picked up some, Daytona Beach police said.

She was in good condition at a hospital.

Her boyfriend, Daniel Pacheco, 68, was treated for a possible Tylenol overdose and underwent surgery because he had cut himself on the arms.