If you’ve been searching for a reason to visit Logan, Ohio, you’re finally in luck.

It’s the new home of the Pencil Sharpener Museum, which displays hundreds of the devices, the oldest dating from 1906.

They’re conveniently organized into categories, including cats, Christmas and Disneyland.

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Want a free luxury SUV designed especially for women and made by a top Russian carmaker?

All you have to do is buy a bottle of vodka.

But not just any old vodka — this bottle comes in a case made of solid gold weighing 20 pounds and costing $740,000.

The vehicle is as tasteless as the booze is tasty.

It comes with 10 possible interiors — including elephant skin.

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Expensive booze, Part II:

A hotel in Mexico is selling the world’s priciest ice pops — for $1,000 each.

They come on a plastic stick but are made of frozen superpremium tequila and are adorned with 24-carat edible gold flakes.

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Expensive booze, Part III:

When this news gets out, a lot fewer world leaders may visit Britain.

The government there plans to sell off part of its $3 million collection of rare wines, which are served at state dinners for visiting dignitaries.

Some of the best bottles are going to be sold off and replaced by cheaper vintages — with the profits going into government coffers.