There’s a nice house for sale in Silver Springs, Md., that you can get for a song, if you don’t mind that it’s a repeat murder scene.

Two people, a father and daughter, were killed in a robbery there in 2002.

The next buyer was horrified after moving in to find out what had happened, and even had a minister bless it. Unfortunately, his fears proved founded when he, too, was also murdered there.

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A lawyer in a Chicago courtroom is complaining that a woman’s breasts are so big, they might be illegal.

Attorney Thomas Gooch reportedly made a motion during a small-claims trial to have the woman — who is a paralegal for Gooch’s opponent — moved from the defense table because her bosom is “drawing the attention of the jury away from the proceedings.”

The judge has not made a final ruling on the boobie brouhaha.

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Father’s Day is going to be really awkward in this household.

A Washington state girl got so mad at her dad after he grounded her and took away her cellphone that she shot and wounded him with a bow and arrow.

The girl was arrested — after a SWAT team showed up at her house.

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This is a real Mickey Mouse operation

A bar in Iowa was busted for running an illegal mouse-racing ring, in which operators took bets on which rodents could make it first through a maze of glasses.

Bar owner Jan Beach couldn’t understand.

“It’s just people having fun,” he complained.

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This is not the way to bare your feelings.

A Maine man went the Full Monty against a man he hated — stripping naked, jumping into a dump truck and driving it through the side of other man’s home.

Suspect Eli Hutchins then reportedly got into a fist fight with the man before he was arrested.