Talk about getting rushed out of a restaurant.

The owner of three Marie Callender’s restaurants in Washington state declared bankruptcy and ordered managers to shut down immediately, in mid-bite.

One manager, Mapp Chhim, said: “I thought it was a big joke, because I was like, ‘I still have people in the restaurant,’ and they were like, ‘they need to leave’ . . . There was a party of 25 in the back.”

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Texting while driving is better than being drunk, right?

A motorist rear-ended a Corpus Christi, Texas, cop and the officer suspected the driver was dunk.

The woman behind the wheel insisted she was sober, but admitted to being distracted because she was texting. She was still booked for DUI and having an open container.

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You’ve heard of a stolen lawn mower — but how about a stolen lawn?

Edmonton, Canada, resident Denise Thompson returned from a weekend getaway, to find her beautiful front lawn was gone. Nothing but dirt remained.

Thompson believes a landscaping company mistook the address on a job and removed her grass by accident.

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A drugged-up crime suspect who escaped from a Georgia hospital wasn’t hard to find. Bringing him down was another story.

John Carpenter, 22, was naked with an IV still in his arm when Covington cops hunted him down. He allegedly resisted arrest and police hit him with a Taser three times.

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Here’s one cottage industry that’s growing.

A loose network of dedicated people who root out fake military heroes said they’ve never busier since a Navy SEAL killed Osama bin Laden.

Phony SEALs often use their fake credentials to impress women, imposter hunter Mary Schantag told The Washington Post, adding: “I’ve told four women alone this week to run the other direction.”