A judge at an ultra-religious court in Jerusalem sentenced a dog to death by stoning — saying the pooch was a reincarnated lawyer who dissed other judges two decades ago.

The hound recently wandered into the court and refused to leave, “terrorizing” the current judges, local reports said.

An animal-rights group filed a complaint against the judge, a rabbi who later denied handing down the sentence.

But it was a moot point — the dog escaped before the punishment could be carried out, and was still at large yesterday, undoubtedly looking for clients.

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You’re never too old, Part I:

A man who dropped out of college just short of graduating in 1932 finally got his degree this month from Eastern Oregon University at age 99.

Leo Plass had planned to teach back then, but took a job as a logger because it paid more during the Great Depression.

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You’re never too old, Part II:

India’s oldest prisoner, sentenced to life for murder in 1987, has been released at age 108.

Officials said it became too difficult to care for him behind bars.

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They were joined in “holey” matrimony.

Elaine Davidson of Scotland — who holds the world record for piercings, including 192 on her face — has been married in Edinburgh.

“Elaine looked astonishing,” said groom Douglas Watson.

“People see the piercings, but I see the amazing personality underneath.”

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Great news for lonely guys.

A Chinese company has invented a sex robot that can recognize, and even chat with, its owner.

Men who buy the $4,800 doll can choose the face and figure of their new love and converse with her in a choice of languages.