This nutjob’s the one who’s out of line — or maybe it’s just an extreme case of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

A Jacksonville, Fla., guy mailing a package allegedly used a gun to threaten a man “standing slightly off-center” in line at the post office, police said.

Perry Frasier, 51, was charged with aggravated assault.

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It’s bearly a crime.

Colorado wildlife officials are asking the public’s help in finding a group of people seen feeding cheeseburgers to a black-bear family.

“This is an extraordinary example of stupid and irresponsible behavior,” said Division of Wildlife official Ron Velarde.

“The sow and the cubs now know that people mean food.”

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It’s all fun and games till someone calls in the SWAT team.

A 15-year-old Naples, Fla., boy who apparently ticked off a fellow Xbox user online found himself at the wrong end of a rifle after someone falsely reported that the boy had been attacked and his family was being held captive.

Police stormed Hunter Gelinas’ home only to find it had all been a hoax.

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Harsh parental discipline is hot stuff.

A couple in Norrtalje, Sweden, punished their kids for telling lies by making them swallow Tabasco sauce.

Authorities forced the couple to pay their children a $2,390 fine.

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Call it the almost-miracle mile.

A woman in suburban Atlanta was shot multiple times and managed to drive herself nearly a mile to a gas station in a desperate plea for help before she collapsed.

Angela Williams, 56, was rushed to Atlanta Medical Center, where she died.

Police as yet have no suspect or motive.