A congressman’s Twitter was hacked — no lie, no joke, for real!

A cyber-vandal broke into the account of freshman Rep. Bill Johnson (R-Ohio), replacing his photo with an image of a naked man.

Capitol Police, House security and Twitter have all launched probes.

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Mankind needs a better way to download its waste!

Microsoft founder Bill Gates, through his foundation, has put out the call to re-invent the toilet.

Since much of the world doesn’t have access to flush toilets, Gates wants to back inventors devising non-flush systems that can protect people from disease that comes from open-air waste.

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It’s Croc vs. Big Cat.

A man in his driveway in Wanship, Utah, encountered a threatening mountain lion and gave it a swift kick in the face.

The big cat retreated but not without putting a fang through the man’s Croc-style shoe.

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A western New York teen was busted for alleged drunken driving — on his horse buggy.

The Amish youth was clippity-clopping along with an open can of beer when Cattaraugus County sheriff’s deputies spotted him, officials said.

Deputies accused Lewis Hostetler, 17, of being soused, belligerent and resisting arrest.

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A school janitor in Sandy, Utah, keeps the campus clean and the football players safe.

Custodian Brad Keene sold his car and dipped into his savings account to buy new, top-of-the-line helmets for the Jordan HS Beetdiggers.

The 20 new helmets came at $300 a pop and Keene said: “When you have a passion for something, you just feel it through your whole body and you want to be a part of it.”