Chicago cops arrested a 10-year-old boy — for train robbery.

The preteen was among a group of 10-to-14-year- olds who burst into a Green Line train last week and ripped a cellphone out of a man’s hand.

This isn’t quite how Jesse James got started.

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Call this guy Superfly.

A mugger in Boynton Beach, Fla., thought he had a easy mark when he tried to rob a 5-foot-7, 150- pound, 63-year-old man — who’s a skilled former college wrestler.

Victim Fred Kemp quickly got a hold of the BB-gun-wielding mugger and put him in a sleeper hold. The creep begged to be let go, but Kemp held him until cops came.

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Yesterday, we brought you the story of Canadian co-workers who won a $7 million lottery jackpot after they got layoff notices. Today’s lottery story is sadly somber.

A 54-year-old Ohio man died last week, just two months after winning $5 million on a lottery scratch-off ticket.

Phillip Withem was waiting for a donor kidney when he won the fortune.

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How do you know when you’re too much of a clotheshorse? When your favorite store cuts you off.

This happened to a California woman, who bought so many clothes from Abercrombie & Fitch that it nixed any new purchase.

The firm, which despite her denials believed she was buying clothing to re-sell, said it was protecting its “intellectual property rights.”

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Southpaws yesterday celebrated International Left-Handers Day!

The holiday has been celebrated by the Left-Handers Club since 1976 as a way to get attention to lefty issues.

Left-handers can look up to fellow lefties such as President Obama, British Prime Minister David Cameron and Yankee pitching ace CC Sabathia.